This website isn't anything special. Not really. It's just a site full of me, my stories, and things that I care about, the former being a list comprising of coffee, chocolate, and my small army of sea-monkeys. So, as you can probably guess, it's mostly full of my stories.
Ahem. You will treat each other with respect, because you are are humans, and are pretty much the same. You will not steal my stories, because I will not appreciate it, and I will find you. And, lastly, you will bring me gifts of chocolate.